EL VERDE
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Joined on WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 31, 2007 AT 12:51 PM
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On January 31, 2007, the bar-bot reported two sonar contacts which appeared consistent with a human mass drifting in subspace near Providence, RI. Although hazy, the reports seem to confirm the existence of the legendary El Verde, a creature from the North said to be so disturbingly average he has driven men mad.
El Verde's latest posts - - All Posts
- a bad joke
- A Robot Martini Cheer [1]
- Achewood Game
- Cat gets new leash on life [2]
- Cyberspace is made of cardboard
- Dragon Wars
- fun (YRMV), challenging puzzle game
- Hello World [2]
- I hate NCIS [14]
- Lunch Break Comix, vol.1 [5]
- New Prince of Persia trailer [4]
- New PS3 loses PS2 compatibility? [1]
- Pan's Labyrinth [5]
- Phun stops Little Big Planet qualms
- please steal this tag! [2]
- SideScroller issue 1 [1]
- Sidescroller Issue 10
- Sidescroller Issue 11
- Sidescroller Issue 12
- Sidescroller Issue 13
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THURSDAY, 02/01/2007 AT 1:49 PM
BEWARE:
The legendary El Verde is known to have sat in silence so long as to make his unsuspecting prey think he is dead. Then, with sudden insanity, El Verde leaps into action, fidgeting with something valuable until it breaks. This enrages the prey. As they go for the throat of El Verde he disarms them with an disturbing claims, such as stainless steal being a self-healing metal, or that a Shell Station sign is really a yellow moon. Baffled, the prey has no choice but to sit down, sucumbing to the fate of becoming a fellow El Verde!!!
The legendary El Verde is known to have sat in silence so long as to make his unsuspecting prey think he is dead. Then, with sudden insanity, El Verde leaps into action, fidgeting with something valuable until it breaks. This enrages the prey. As they go for the throat of El Verde he disarms them with an disturbing claims, such as stainless steal being a self-healing metal, or that a Shell Station sign is really a yellow moon. Baffled, the prey has no choice but to sit down, sucumbing to the fate of becoming a fellow El Verde!!!
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Sometimes acorns are ninjas too.
THURSDAY, 02/01/2007 AT 1:54 PM
P.S. You're photo had better be a picture of the legendary, but as yet unseen El Verde, or I'll rate you at 1 star.
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Sometimes acorns are ninjas too.
TUESDAY, 02/27/2007 AT 8:41 PM
Is it the legendary El Verde, or merely some shrubbery?!?!
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Sometimes acorns are ninjas too.
