EL VERDE
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Joined on WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 31, 2007 AT 12:51 PM
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Gender: male
Age: 27
Alignment: Neutral
Location: Rhode Island
Group: the SideScrollers
On January 31, 2007, the bar-bot reported two sonar contacts which appeared consistent with a human mass drifting in subspace near Providence, RI. Although hazy, the reports seem to confirm the existence of the legendary El Verde, a creature from the North said to be so disturbingly average he has driven men mad.
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TUESDAY, 02/27/2007 AT 8:41 PM
Is it the legendary El Verde, or merely some shrubbery?!?!
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Sometimes acorns are ninjas too.
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THURSDAY, 02/01/2007 AT 1:54 PM
P.S. You're photo had better be a picture of the legendary, but as yet unseen El Verde, or I'll rate you at 1 star.
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Sometimes acorns are ninjas too.
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THURSDAY, 02/01/2007 AT 1:49 PM
BEWARE:
The legendary El Verde is known to have sat in silence so long as to make his unsuspecting prey think he is dead. Then, with sudden insanity, El Verde leaps into action, fidgeting with something valuable until it breaks. This enrages the prey. As they go for the throat of El Verde he disarms them with an disturbing claims, such as stainless steal being a self-healing metal, or that a Shell Station sign is really a yellow moon. Baffled, the prey has no choice but to sit down, sucumbing to the fate of becoming a fellow El Verde!!!
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Sometimes acorns are ninjas too.
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