I am bold. I am sensual. I am your casual daydream turned into an erotic whirlwind of passion. I am a sexy Nubian goddess. Get to know me, and you'll see.

I'm a roboho, yo! And I'm superhuman, which makes me supercool!

"When I was in high school, the school board decided that the biology students had to pay for the fetal pigs that were being dissected. After the course was done, my friend Amy demanded that she be allowed to take the pig, since she had paid for it. The school was a little confused but she got her pig in the end.

That weekend, she and her brother dressed the pig up in some baby clothes and a blanket, got in the car and went for a drive.

Seeing a couple up ahead, they quickly set off a small smoke bomb in the car. They were passing the couple at about 30 - 40 mph when Amy leans out of the car...

'Save my baby!!!'

She tosses the pig out the window towards the couple; the baby/pig hits the sidewalk, skidded along the concrete, shedding parts and limbs before it impacted a mailbox.

She said she had never seen such a horrified look in her life."

P.S. Why is my pic all stretched and distorted-like?

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